Stone the Crows: WHAT? WHAT?? WHAT???

Stone the crows.

What can you mean?

I said stone the crows.

You are awful mean,

To think you can hurt such wonderful birds,

I say stone you too, you are so absurd.

Stone the crows.

Oh not again.

Stone the crows.

You are not my friend,

To think you can maim such marvellous things,

I say stone you too, you horrible thing!

Stone the crows

 – It’s a figure of speech!

Stone the crows?

It’s how I speak,

It means, ‘Well I never’ (I won’t harm the birds).

Stone the crows are such wonderful words.

I am the crazy-mad writer of children's stories,

songs, nursery rhymes and much, much more!

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