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scary stories, by gerrard t Wilson.

 

GROAN!

 

 

Scary Story #3

The Fog

Foggy Night

It was late on a cold November day, so cold the weak, autumnal sun had made no

inroad into the heavy frost that had descended, like a cruel white blanket, the

previous night. As I approached my friends’ house, I looked forward to the warmth

of their fire, the congenial atmosphere, and a glass of warm Madeira wine. It was a

custom, a family custom to offer their visitors this warming imbibe, a custom that

had survived the passage of time, and the family’s migration from that tiny outpost

of the same name, way out in the Atlantic Ocean, to merry old England.

Generations of their family’s guest had enjoyed this warming drink on such cold

wintry nights.

 

Opening the gate, I walked up the path, admiring the garden that was always in

such pristine condition, no matter what time of year or how bad the weather

happened to be. Lifting the doorknocker, a solid and heavy lion’s head, I gave the

door an assertive knock, and then I waited for my hosts to respond.

 

 “Is that Jeremiah?” Christine asked, calling to her husband, upstairs.

 

“Yes, darling,” Charles replied as he began making his way downstairs, to the front

door. Opening it, greeting me, and then glancing out onto the frosty streetscape,

he said, “Welcome, Jeremiah. You must be frozen – come in, give me that damp

coat and hat, and get yourself down to the sitting room and in front of the fire.”

 

We made our way into the sitting room, where I was offered the armchair directly in

front of a roaring log fire. Stretching out my cold hands, I soaked in the wonderful

warmth of the crackling fire.

 

“Jeremiah!” Christine called out, as she entered the room. “It’s so good to see you

– and on such a cold night!”

 

“You know me,” I chuckled, “out in all weathers…”

 

“Out in all weathers is one thing – but this?” she replied, pulling back the curtains,

reminding me of how cold it actually was outside.

 

“How about a nice glass of Madeira, to warm you up?” Charles asked, picking up

the bottle that had been resting discreetly in front of the fire.I smiled; I had no need

to reply, because my two friends, whom I had known all my life, knew me as well as

I did.

 

“Here you are,” said Charles, “a glass for the weary traveller.” He handed me a

glass full to the brim with the brown, fiery liquid. “And one for you, dear,” he added,

offering his wife a smaller glass.

 

As my two hosts joined me, relaxing in their wonderfully comfortable armchairs,

sitting in front of the sparkling, crackling log fire, I thanked my God to have been

blessed with such good friends. 

 

As we caught up with all the gossip, talked about our plans for the future, and

reminisced about the good, fun times we had enjoyed down through the years, the

evening passed quickly (time seems to have that effect, when you’re having a

good time, doesn’t it?).

 


Madeira Wine

 

Glancing at my watch, I was shocked to see that was past eleven, so knocking

back the last of my Madeira wine (my fourth glassful, I might add), I thanked my

congenial hosts for their hospitality and extricated myself from the comfortable

chair.

 

“You’re welcome,” said Christine, giving me a little peck on the cheek.

 

“You’re always welcome in our home,” said Charles as he handed me my coat and

hat.

 

On donning on my coat, I could feel the cold dampness of its fabric, despite

Charles having placed it close to one of the hot radiators. I shivered as I buttoned it

up, and pulled the belt tightly closed, hoping to ward off at least some of the cold of

such a wintry night. Then donning my hat, I was ready to go.

 

Charles gasped in shock when he opened the door. “Look,” he said, “I’ve never

seen so bad a fog!”

 

While we had been cosy and warm, inside, drinking our Madeira and having a

good time, a heavy fog had descended. And it was bad, really bad, a pea souper

if ever I saw one.

 

“You will have to stay for the night,” Charles insisted. “You’ll never find your way

home in that!”

 

“The spare room is made up,” said Christine. “It will be no bother.”

I thanked them both for the kind offer, and to be truthful would have gladly accepted

it at any other time, but I had an early start on the morrow, which meant that I had to

get home, to prepare for it. So thanking Charles and his beautiful wife for a lovely

evening, I bid them goodnight and made my way carefully down the fog-shrouded

path. As the gate closed behind me, I heard Christine saying to her husband, “I do

hope that he will be all right…”

 

As the door closed behind me, I pulled up the collar of my coat, and with eyes

staring down at the pavement (it was the only thing I could see clearly in such a pea

soup), I began the long walk home.

 

Surrounded, engulfed by such an extraordinarily thick fog, everything on the journey

home seemed somehow different. Even the streetlights took on an unreal, surreal

appearance within the gloom. At one point I almost walked into one of them, barely

avoiding it at the last second. Then, there were the intersections in the road, the

places where I had to pass from one street to another. These proved to be a real

hazard! Although there were no cars or vehicles to be heard, let alone seen, I was

still terribly afraid when I crossed these places. At one point, when I was half way

across a particularly wide street, I thought I heard a car fast approaching and,

panicking, I ran for my life. I needn’t have bothered, though, because nothing came,

and all that I got for my efforts was a grazed knee when I tripped and fell on the

curb and fell at the far side. It hurt.

 

As I limped forlornly along, the warm Madeira wine now but a memory, I saw no

one else, not even one  person. Apparently, I was the only person foolish enough to

be roaming the streets in the mother of all fogs, at so late an hour. Then I stopped,

puzzled by the unfamiliar looking street that I found myself in. “Did I take a wrong

turn, back there, when I fell?” I whispered.  Squinting through the pea soup, I tried to

make out the buildings running alongside the path. But it was impossible – it was

far too foggy to have any hope of seeing them clearly.

 

There were gates, though. “That’s a good start,” I said, touching the first one. It felt

slightly familiar. “These gates, these metal gates – do I recognise them?” I asked. I

opened the first one, the one that I was touching, and then I suddenly had a

brainwave. “I will knock on the door of this house, so I will,” I said, “and ask the

householder where I am. Yes, that’s a good idea,” I muttered, making my way up

the narrow, red and black tiled path.

 

 


A door, barring the crazy-mad writer

On reaching the door, I knocked it and waited for a reply. There wasn’t any, and

despite knocking for another three times no one came to open it. Undaunted by

this failure, I made my way out, through the gate, to try the next house.

“There will be someone, here,” I muttered, “I am certain of it.” But there wasn’t.

Despite knocking on that door for a good six times, it remained stubbornly

unanswered.

 

“Third time lucky,” I said loudly, giving the next door along a loud rat-a-tat-tat. I

waited, I waited, and I waited some more, but no one answered that door, either.

“Where is everyone?” I complained, exiting the gate, feeling so dejected and

miserable.

 

Giving up on this tack, I retraced my steps to where I had fallen, and when I got

there I immediately saw where I had gone wrong. “Ah,” I cried out, “I took the wrong

turn…silly me!”

 

Keeping to the inside of the path, the buildings (what I could see of them, that is)

took on an increasingly familiar appearance.

“Won’t be long now,” I said quietly, trying to raise my spirits, “until I’m home having

a nice cup of tea…”

 

“Conkers bonkers,” I laughed as I passed beneath the old  and familiar horse

chestnut trees bordering the Council Offices grounds. Under these trees, the fog

was, thankfully, much lighter. I bent down, searching for conkers; my cold fingers

soon found one. As I held the conker tightly, my mind returned to my childhood

days, when conkers were such prized possessions. Its strange how our priorities

in life change as we grow older, isn’t it? Something that’s so important to us today

might be of no interest or value to us tomorrow. Where I am now living, in Ireland,

the game of conkers is all but forgotten, and I never cease to be amazed by the

amount of conkers left rotting  under horse chestnut trees, in the autumn. Perhaps

the kids, nowadays, are just too busy with their Play Stations, Nintendos and so

forth.

 

 Pocketing my shiny conker, I continued my journey home, away from the

protection of the trees, along the deserted road. It’s only a mile to go,” I whispered

confidently. “It’s only a mile, only one short mile until I can turn the key in my front

door. I began whistling, happy in that knowledge.

 

Although I was now certain as to where I was, my progress began to falter. You

see, away from the protection of the chestnut trees, and also because I was getting

closer to the river, the fog grew thicker and thicker and thicker. It became so thick,

so dense, it got to the point I couldn’t even see the ground beneath my feet. From

there on I chose my steps carefully, cautiously, slowly, having no intention of

allowing myself to fall for a second time.

 

Because I was now walking so slow, ever sound, every footfall was that bit clearer.

My own footsteps seemed to be taking on a life or their own, echoing loudly,

audaciously, in the empty streets. Stopping at a curb (I almost fell off it), I listened

carefully in case a stray vehicle might just happen to approach. Strangely,

peculiarly, I heard the sounds of footsteps, footsteps somewhere in the fog. My

ears cocked, but the sound of the footsteps – stopped. The street was bathed in

an eerie silence.

 

Was there someone out there, someone who was perhaps lost, who was following

me, in the hope they might travel home in safely?   Or had I imagined it, and the

noise being simply my own footsteps echoing across the slumbering street? I

waited, still, for a while, trying to calm my rattling nerves. After hearing nothing for

well over five minutes, I began walking again. This time I, thankfully, heard only the

sound of my feet, and I relaxed, breathing that bit lighter. This reprieve, however,

did not last for long, because all too soon the sound of the footsteps, the other set

of footsteps, began again – and in earnest. And, this time, they were closer to me

than ever before.

 

It was odd, strange, bizarre – and frightening, for whenever I stopped walking the

sound of the other footsteps also stopped. Then, when I began walking again, so

also did the others. Like an invisible shadow, the footsteps (and their owner)

followed closely behind.

 

I began to get scared, thinking it might be a madman, like Jack the Ripper or the

like, someone who would be only too happy to slit my throat without a moment’s

hesitation. I tried rapping on another few doors, hoping the occupants of these

houses might see fit to answer me, but no one answered, not even one.  I was

puzzled and confused, wondering how everyone could be in bed – and fast asleep.

 

Only a half-mile left to go, and although the footsteps had not gone, they were at

least no closer to me. I saw that as a positive. I was still in with a chance; I still

might get home without being murdered in the fog, in the dark of the night.

 


a dead parrot

“Excuse me, please,” a male voice bellowed from the murk somewhere in front of

me.

 

“I beg you pardon?” I replied, happy that another soul was abroad (apart from the

one who owned the menacing footsteps, that is).

 

“I bought this parrot from you only last week...” the same voice continued, “...but it’s

dead.”

 

“Hmm, that sounds familiar,” I whispered, listening intently.

 

“It appears all right to me,” said a second person – also a male.

 

“All right?” the first man replied, his voice rising with anger, “I suppose he’s all right,

if you happen to like dead parrots…ones that have been nailed to their perches!”

I laughed – There was no one in front of me. I was listening to a television

programme – a repeat of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, to be exact. I wondered

where it could be coming from, but because of the almighty pea soup, it was

impossible to find out. Despite this failure, it did cheer me up, though, and I set off

with renewed vigour, thinking at least one other person was still awake – even if

they were glued to the telly, watching ancient repeats.

 

“A quarter mile to go, Jeremiah,” I told myself. “Only a quarter of a mile and you will

be out of this terrible fog, safe from whoever is following you.”

My house, my home was getting tantalisingly closer, as minute by minute, yard by

yard, I trundled through the pea soup all around me. Suddenly, I saw a gate, and I

shouted, “I know that gate! It’s Mrs Pereira’s gate!” I was so happy I felt like

kneeling down and kissing it, but I didn’t. No. Instead, I began to run; I began

running like my life depended on it. “No one is going to get me,” I yelled defiantly,

“NO ONE!”

 

Yes, it was still foggy, incredibly foggy, but I kept on running, dashing down the

street to my house, my home. Like a man possessed, I sped through that fog as if

it wasn’t there, forward towards my final destination.

 

Stopping at a gate, MY GATE, I fumbled in my pockets to find my keys. Pulling

them out, I quickly inserted the correct one into the door lock, and then opened the

door and went in. I was home, now NOTHING could harm me.

 

“Excuse me,” a voice called out from behind.

 

Turning round, I looked out, into the fog.  “Who’s there?” I asked, afraid again.

 

“Oh, I’m sorry to be bothering you,” the voice continued. “It’s just that I think I have

something that belongs to you…”

 

My eyes narrowing, I said, “Where are you? Show yourself!”

Footsteps, I listened with trepidation to the sound of his footsteps, getting closer

and closer along my garden path.   Then, from out of the fog, he appeared; a man,

an incredibly old man, in a black coat so long it dusted the ground. And he was

smiling; the old man who was actually smiling. With an arm outstretched towards

me, he said, “I believe this is yours?”

 

Leaning out from the doorway, I tried to distinguish the object. “My hat!” I cried out,

quite in surprise, “I had forgotten all about it! Where did you find it?”

 

“You dropped it, a mile or so back, I knew it was yours, because no one else was

about. I would have returned it to you, sooner, but with all of this fog I had a job

working out where you were. I had to keep stopping and starting, to listen for your

footsteps… You are okay with that, aren’t you?”

 

 

My lost hat

 

 

“Yes, yes, and thanks,” I replied, relieved that he wasn’t an axe murderer.

 

“I’ll be on my way, so,” he said, as he began walking towards the gate.

 

Feeling guilty for having had such bad thoughts about him, I said, “You wouldn’t like

to come in for a cup of tea, would you?”

 

“It depends,” the pensioner replied.

 

“On what?”

 

“On whether you have any biscuits,” he said, laughing. 

 

“I can do better than that,” I replied. “How about a nice warm glass of Madeira?”

 


If there is a moral to this story, I feel that it must be something along the

lines of the following:

 

‘When the night is so dark that you yearn for the dawn more than anything

else, remember that when it arrives it will never be exactly what you

expect.’

 

 

music

I’m the crazy-mad writer,

The crazy-mad writer today.

I’m the crazy-mad writer,

The crazy-mad writer, hey hey!

You may think that I’m not serious,

And I might even agree,

But I’m still the crazy-mad writer,

The crazy-mad writer, hee hee.

 

 

 

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