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It all begins here...

Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

New fairy tales by the crazy-mad writer

Dolmens, Raths and Graves

WHAT!

A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

Forget the Celebrities: Read about MY CRAZY LIFE!

I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories

Magical goings-on
A magical, mystical adventure story
In Easter Island, trying to save us all

Are there any Dragons out there?

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Nursery Rhymes:

There was an old Woman

Perhaps she'll die... He marched them up to the top of the hill... Here we go round... baa!
He called for his fiddlers three
Get down, you dirty rascal
See how they RUN
Whoops, sorry!
How much is that dog?
There came  nasty old spider!
Where are you?
The clock struck one...

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There was an old lady who swalloweda...


I know an old woman who swallowed a gnat,

What was she at to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

 

 

 

There was an old lady who smallowed a lizard...

 

I know an old woman who swallowed a lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat...

 

 

 

There was an old lady who smallowd a bat...

 

I know an old woman, who swallowed a bat,

What a sap to swallow a bat.

She swallowed the bat to catch the lizard,

That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.

She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,

What was she at to swallow a gnat?

The silly old prat…

 

 

 

 

There was an old lady who swallowed a bed...

 

I know an old woman who swallowed a bed…

She’s asleep, not dead!


 

 

 

 

I am the crazy-mad writer of children's stories,

songs, nursery rhymes and so much more!

 

 

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