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There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

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Nursery Rhymes:

Old King Cole

Perhaps she'll die... He marched them up to the top of the hill... Here we go round... baa!
He called for his fiddlers three
Get down, you dirty rascal
See how they RUN
Whoops, sorry!
How much is that dog?
There came  nasty old spider!
Where are you?
The clock struck one...

 

 

Old King Cole was a merry old soul

 

 

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he,

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowel and he called for his fiddlers three.

Every fiddler had a very fine fiddle and a very fine fiddle had he,

Oh there’s none so rare as can compare with King Cole and his fiddlers three.

 

 

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Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he,

He called for his wife in the middle of the night and he called for his children three.

Every child was a very fine child and a very fine child was he.

Oh there’s none so rare as can compare with King Cole and his children three.

 

 

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Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he,

He said to his wife, “It’s the middle of the night, but I want another child past three.”

“Three is the number, it’s a very fine number and not one more child!” said she.

Oh there’s none so rare as can compare with Queen Cole and what she says, hee hee.

 

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