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It all begins here...

Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

New fairy tales by the crazy-mad writer

Dolmens, Raths and Graves

WHAT!

A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

Forget the Celebrities: Read about MY CRAZY LIFE!

I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories

Magical goings-on
A magical, mystical adventure story
In Easter Island, trying to save us all

Are there any Dragons out there?

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Nursery Rhymes:

Hickety, Pickety my Black Hen

Perhaps she'll die... He marched them up to the top of the hill... Here we go round... baa!
He called for his fiddlers three
Get down, you dirty rascal
See how they RUN
Whoops, sorry!
How much is that dog?
There came  nasty old spider!
Where are you?
The clock struck one...

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CLUCK!

 

Hickety, Pickety

 

Hickety, pickety, my black hen,

She struts around and around again

I wonder will she lay me an egg?

Cos if she don’t I’ll roast her leg

 

 

 

 

Those Lone Hills

Don’t be a Gadabout!

If you chose to walk alone,

Down country lanes far from home,

Don’t be shocked if someone jumps out,

To say ‘hello’ to the gadabout,

Who strolls around like he owns the place,

Each yard and inch each wall and gate.

You might now say, ‘That’s him, not me,

Who has a problem with affinity.’

But I tell you this, in truth, steer clear,

From spots remote in park or weir,

And if you chose to heed my call,

Your life will be good; you will not fall.

 

 

 

Mary had a little lamb


Mary had a ‘little’ Lamb


Mary had a ‘little’ lamb so round, so fat, so plump,

It tried to follow her everywhere but it couldn’t even jump.

 

One day while she was not at home it opened up the door,

And trotted off down the road to find its Mary, dear.

 

Despite it searching high and low the poor lamb could not see,

That Mary had eloped; she’d gone, with Jill’s young Jack, hee hee!

 

 

 

A'tchoo

Ring, a Ring, a Rosies...

 

Ring, a ring, a rosies,

A pocketful of posies,

Atichoo atichoo,

We all fall down. .

 

Dancing round the garland,

Children all a starving,

Atichoo atichoo,

We all fall down.

 

Ring, a ring, a rosies,

A pocketful of posies,

Atichoo atichoo,

We all fall down.

 

Lying in our bedsteads,

Stay there till we’re all dead,

Atichoo atichoo,

We all fell down,

Atichoo atichoo,

We all fell down.

 

 

 

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