The Crazy-mad writer in the gutter, but looking at the stars

'MY CRAZY-MAD PASSPORT'

*Autograph:***

Birthday:	The thirteenth day of Septamagesima, in the year of the Numinous.

Colour of Eyes:	Green

Colour of Hair:	Brown

Best Characteristic:	*I'm a battler - I keep on trying*

Worst Trait:	*Perhaps a little bit blinkered, at times*

Favourite Colour:	*Brown*

Favourite Food:	African Peppered Chicken

Favourite Singer:	*Sarah Brightman*

Favourite Television Programme:	The Time Team

If I wasn't an author I'd like to be:	A Fashion Designer

Favourite Children's Author:	*Roald Dahl*

My Most Frightening Moment:	Falling Down a Waterfall

*My Weirdest Moment:*	*When my Socks changed Colour*

*My Motto:*	If I win or I lose, it's a question of honour. And the way that I chose is a question of honour. I can't tell what's wrong or right, if black is white or day is night. But I know that I am right, when I value my honour...

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