Nursery Rhymes:

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey,

There came a big spider that sat down beside her: she squashed him right away.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, eating a Christmas pie,

He stuck in his head and promptly fell dead, without saying, “What a good boy am I!”

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

There came another big spider that sat down beside her; she dispatched him, also, Hey hey!

I really am the crazy-mad writer of children's stories, songs and nursery rhymes!