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A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

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I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories

Magical goings-on
A magical, mystical adventure story
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Nursery Rhymes: Mary had a Little Lamb

Perhaps she'll die... He marched them up to the top of the hill... Here we go round... baa!
He called for his fiddlers three
Get down, you dirty rascal
See how they RUN
Whoops, sorry!
How much is that dog?
There came  nasty old spider!
Where are you?
The clock struck one...

 

 

Mary had a little lamb

 

Mary had a Little Lambstar

 

Mary had a ‘little’ lamb so round, so fat and plump,

It tried to follow her everywhere but it couldn’t even jump.

 

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One day when Mary was not at home it set off in a trot,

Searching all about the place to see just where she’d got.

 

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Despite it searching everywhere the poor lamb could not see,
 
That Mary had eloped and gone with Jill’s young Jack, hee, hee.


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