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It all begins here...

Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

New fairy tales by the crazy-mad writer

Dolmens, Raths and Graves

WHAT!

A giant Yam wants to take over the world?
Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...
There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

Forget the Celebrities: Read about MY CRAZY LIFE!

I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories
Magical goings-on
A magical, mystical adventure story
In Easter Island, trying to save us all

Are there any Dragons out there?
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Nursery Rhymes:

I'm the King of the Castle

Perhaps she'll die... He marched them up to the top of the hill... Here we go round... baa!
He called for his fiddlers three
Get down, you dirty rascal
See how they RUN
Whoops, sorry!
How much is that dog?
There came nasty old spider!
Where are you?
The clock struck one...

 

 

I'm the king of the castle

 

 

 

 


 

I’m the king of the castle, get down you dirty rascal,

Get down, get down, get down you dirty rascal.

 

 

I’m the king of the castle, I’m here, you dirty rascal,

I’m here, right here, ‘cos I’m the king of the castle.

 

 

I’m the king of the castle, get down you dirty rascal,

Get back, go home, depart you dirty rascal.

 

 

I’m the king of the castle, get down you dirty rascal,

Get down, get down, I’m always king of the castle.

 

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