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Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

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A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

Forget the Celebrities: Read about MY CRAZY LIFE!

I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories

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Nursery Rhymes:Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall

Perhaps she'll die... He marched them up to the top of the hill... Here we go round... baa!
He called for his fiddlers three
Get down, you dirty rascal
See how they RUN
Whoops, sorry!
How much is that dog?
There came  nasty old spider!
Where are you?
The clock struck one...





humpty dumpty



Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,

Laughed at old Humpty, broken, in pain.


Alice in Wonderland


Oh will you please save me? Humpty asked in his pain?

My shell it is cracked and so is my brain.

If nothing is done by horse or by man.

My time will be gone from nursery rhyme land.


Alice in Wonderland


The king’s horses and also his men,

Felt sorry for laughing at the egg in his pain.

So fetching some glue – and super at that,

 Stuck him together though ever so cracked.


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