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He Thought He Saw...

 

 

He thought he saw a politician,

Who lived the perfect life,

He looked again, and saw it was,

A huge, humongous lie .

“That’s it,” he said, “I realise,

“The foolishness of life.”

 

It's a mess

 

He thought he saw an honest man,

Within the parliament,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Another bloated blimp.

Unless they leave this house,” he said,

There’ll be no hope, I think.”

 

It's a real mess!

 

He thought he saw a banker man,

Who made an honest buck,

He looked again, and saw he was,

Entwined in all the muck.

“If I were king,” he said,

“His head would be on the block.”

 

It's a terrible mess!

 

He thought he saw a banker’s clerk,

A man of honest youth,

He looked again, and saw he was,

A succubus forsooth.

“If he should stay,” he said, “for sure,

My savings I will lose.”

 

Crikey, what a mess!

 

He thought he saw a kangaroo,

Hopping down his street one day,

He looked again, and saw it was,

A banker’s ill gained pay.

“Were I to accept this,” he said,

It would be a dark, dark day.”

 

Mess, mess, mess!

 

He though he saw limousine,

With groom and bride, so sweet,

He looked again, and saw it was,

The country on its knees.

We’re lost,” he said, “the country’s bust,”

“Kaput, no more, deceased.”

 

Fix the mess!

 

He though he saw a shaft of light,

That shone through all this gloom,

He looked again, and saw it was,

The cold, reflected moon.

“If I were young,” he said aloud,

“I’d make them swing – and soon!”

 

Get those who are responsible for the mess!

 

He though he saw a chink of light,

A way from all this mess,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Their New World Order – yes!

“Their ways are bad, corrupt,” he said

For them, not us, excess.”

 

And when we get then, what are we going to do with them?

 

 

He thought he saw the final words,

Inscribed upon a sheet,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Them sweating from the heat.

“They thought us fools,” he sorely said,

“Come on, we’ve lives to lead!”

 

I will leave that to your own imagination...

 

The Republic of Ireland: BaNAMA Land

 

 

 

 

what a mess!

 

 

 

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