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It all begins here...

Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

New fairy tales by the crazy-mad writer

Dolmens, Raths and Graves

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A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

Forget the Celebrities: Read about MY CRAZY LIFE!

I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories

Magical goings-on
A magical, mystical adventure story
In Easter Island, trying to save us all

Are there any Dragons out there?

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Dustbin Man: Ho, ho, ho, I'm the Dustbin Manstar

Hot. ho

Dustbin man

 

Dustbin man, dustbin man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the dustbin man,

Smelly bins, dusty bins, full of pongy stuff,

The dustbin man says I must rush!

 

Milk cart man

 

Milk cart man, milk cart man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the milk cart man,

Ice cold milk, fresh cold milk, milk so good to drink,

The milk cart man says, drink, drink, drink!

 

Bread van man

 

Bread van man, bread van man, ho, ho, ho, I'm the bread van man,

Fresh hot bread, white hot bread, bread so good to eat,

The bread van man says, eat, eat, eat!

 

Dustbin man

 

Dustbin man, dustbin man, ho, ho, ho, I’m the dustbin man,

Smelly bins, dusty bins, full of pongy things

The dustbin man says sing, sing, sing!!!

 

 

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