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It all begins here...

Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

New fairy tales by the crazy-mad writer

Dolmens, Raths and Graves

WHAT!

A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

Forget the Celebrities: Read about MY CRAZY LIFE!

I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories

Magical goings-on
A magical, mystical adventure story
In Easter Island, trying to save us all

Are there any Dragons out there?

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Nursery Rhymes:

How much is that Doggy in the Window?

Perhaps she'll die... He marched them up to the top of the hill... Here we go round... baa!
He called for his fiddlers three
Get down, you dirty rascal
See how they RUN
Whoops, sorry!
How much is that dog?
There came  nasty old spider!
Where are you?
The clock struck one...

 

 

How much is that doggy in the window?

 

 

 

How much is that doggy in the window?

The one with the waggily tail.

How much is that doggy in the window?

I do hope that doggy’s for sale.

 

 

I must take a trip to Australia,

And leave my poor sweetheart at home.

If she has a dog, he’ll keep her busy,

Too busy to fret that I’ve gone.

 

 

How much is that doggy in the window?

The one with the waggily tail!

How much is that doggy in the window?

I do hope that doggy’s for sale.

 

 


I’ve been told by my friends there are rascals,

Who break into houses at night.

If she has a dog he can protect her,

And chase them away with one bite.

 

 

How much is that doggy in the window?

The one with the waggily tail!

How much is that doggy in the window?

I do hope that doggy’s for sale.

I do hope that doggy’s for sale, woof, woof!

 


 

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