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Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

New fairy tales by the crazy-mad writer

Dolmens, Raths and Graves

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A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

Forget the Celebrities: Read about MY CRAZY LIFE!

I'm scared...

Weird and Wonderful stories

Magical goings-on
A magical, mystical adventure story
In Easter Island, trying to save us all

Are there any Dragons out there?

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My Limericks,

A Woman called Breda

 

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Gerrard T Wilson

 

Breda

 

There was a young woman called Breda,

 

Who was an extraordinarily good cleaner,

 

Then one day with a broom,

 

She took faint and she swooned,

 

Now she sends everything to the dry cleaners.

 

 

Gerrard T Wilson

 

Satisfaction...

 

The cat sat on the hot tin roof


Enjoying the wonderful day


His felt so good


(And so he should)

Cos he'd just eaten a little mouse, hooray!

 

 

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I'll publish the most entertaining ones within these very pages...

 

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