My
Limericks,
A Woman called Breda

Breda
There
was a young woman called Breda,
Who
was an extraordinarily good cleaner,
Then
one day with a broom,
She
took faint and she swooned,
Now
she sends everything to the dry cleaners.

Satisfaction...
The
cat sat on the hot tin roof
Enjoying the wonderful day
His felt so good
(And so he should)
Cos he'd
just eaten a little mouse, hooray!
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you have any limericks of your own? If so, why not send them to me?
I'll
publish the most entertaining ones within these very pages...
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