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Alice continues her wonderful adventures...

I almost drowned, that day

New fairy tales by the crazy-mad writer

Dolmens, Raths and Graves

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A giant Yam wants to take over the world?

Can Jimmy stop the nasty Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into glue?
Enjoy yourself,lest you discover  it's too late...

Poems, but not as you know them...

There once was a man called sam...

An alternative take on old nursery rhymes

What is she going to do?

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Weird and Wonderful stories

Magical goings-on
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How it all began
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King Tut
Is that really you, Father Christmas?
Life and Death
The Characters

Alice in Wonderland

The characters from Alice On Top of the Worl, by the Crazymad writer

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King Tut, the king of the white sea lions

King Tut, the king of the white sea lions.

 

 

 

I am a very old elf, said Fle to Alice

 

Mum had a bad memory so she named me Fle (that's Elf spelt backwards, you know. She thought it would be easier for her to remember, that way).

 

 

 

Can you guess the true meaning of my name, Alice?

 

"My name is Mortar," said the little man who was attempting to play the biggest set of bagpipes that Alice had ever seen. "And if you really want to find yourself, Alice, you must first work out what my name actually means."

 

That plant is actually speaking', said Alice, quite in surprise

One of the Aspidistras

 

 

King and Queen of Hearts

The King and Queen of Hearts
 

 

Father Christmas going green with Alice

 

“I used to wear this green and white suit for Christmas, Alice," said the old man. “I’ve been playing around with the idea of returning to that colour theme – What do you think, Alice?”

 

Life and Death facing Alice

Life and Death...

 

 

The White Rabbit

 

"You're late, Alice!" snapped the Whiter Rabbit. "You should have been here fourteen year ago!"

 

 

One of Santa's elves

one of santa's elves

another one of the elves helping Alice

Elves from Santa's workshop

 

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