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FREE APPS For your mobile devices, Iphone, Ipad and etc, courtesy of the crazymad writer. CLICK HERE TO CHOOSE WHICH ONES YOU WANT This website is faster, way faster than Formula 1 Harry - Oh, She is a Rotter! Here is a handy shortcut to the Facebook Login Page Is it J K Rowling, Darren Shan or even Roald Dahl? No, it's the CRAZYMAD WRITER of children's stories YAH!!! MY STORIES ARE WAY BETTER THAN THE X FACTOR NFL Scores

I am the crazymad writer, I can’t help it, this I know. I just have to keep on writing, My songs, my poems, my prose. But if you want to help me, In my quest to get famous, hee hee, Tell EVERYONE about my website, And its wonderful stories – yippee! A New Christmas Fairytale GOOGLE PAGE RANK CHECKER AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

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Fairy Tales, Poems and Rhyme, Songs and Laughter, Horror and Crime. Fun times, sun times, please stay for a while. You will be glad that you did, and you might even smile.

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Alice and Harry, Beetle About, Horrible Horace, and my CRAZYMAD Life. Fizzy Cherry Cola, and Witches so fierce; and stories so funny you will burst into tears.

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My stories are famous, the whole world can see, that people are reading my stories - you’ll agree. Celebrity evens and those in awed hush are falling over each other, so much is the rush,

the rush to go buy them, to see how they pan out, Alice and Rotter, Jimmy and Mouse, God and the devil, and three sisters, so free, Wot, Nott and Kakuri, and HU BA HOU’Y. But amidst this

euphoria one thing is quite clear, no one can imitate my crazy-mad career. People quite famous are reading them now, Malia Obama and Fergie, so proud. Michael O’Leary and Sarah Brightman also.

Reporters and editors from television and radio. Elizabeth of England has a copy of her own, I hear that she reads it while seated on her throne. The person most famous, I think you’ll agree,

Richard Branson of VIRGIN, has a copy or three. To finish this ditty I’ll say this to you, go purchase my books; join this elite group.

I am the crazy-mad writer of children's stories.

I am Gerrard T Wilson, the crazymad writer, and I am using this, my website, as a portfolio of my work.

It is a window to my eccentric, bonkers, crazymad world of creative writing.

Although my works are primarily aimed at children, adults can and, indeed do, read them with as much

interest. I like to think that my work has a universal appeal, spanning the generations,

the sexes and the continents. Within this site you will find a variety of stories: 'Tales of the

Extraordinary' (short stories with a unique, sometimes chilling appeal, including, amongst

others, ‘Ali-bonkers’,‘Fizzy Cherry Cola’, and ‘The Witches’), also 'Forget the

Celebrities –Read about My Crazy Life' (weird and bizarre tales from my

absolutely crazy-mad life), ‘Alice on Top of  the World’ (a follow on story

to Alice in Wonderland, and Through the Looking Glass), ‘HARRY, oh, she

is a ROTTER (she’s bad - and has lost her Magical Marbles),  and

‘Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous’ (Jimmy is

tryingto stop Mr Viscous from rendering the horses into GLUE).

I have also included ‘Nursery Rhymes – MY WAY'

(my own unique slant on some familiar rhymes),

‘My CRAZYMAD Poems’ (a

collection of strange,

oddball,

oftentimes

bizarre

poems,

including

‘Are you Normal?’,

‘Conkers Bonkers’,

‘Louco’s Preferred Drink’,

‘Sparky Parents’ , and ‘I’m NOT

Mad’). There is also ‘Bolf’ (a Troll whose idea of

a having good time is eating empty cigarette packets!). You

will also read about 'Fle' (an extremely old elf who lives in a

fertiliser mine), ‘Fairy Tales’ including 'The Three Faerie Sisters', the

'Little Brown Frog', and 'A Christmas Story'. Next up is ‘God, dog and Beelzebub’ (what

(what on earth can that be about?), 'Greengrocer Jack and the Talking Cabbages' (trying to stop

a giant Yam from taking over the world), 'Poor Jane’ , and ‘A Punt across the Thames’(I almost

drowned that day!). Last, but certainly not least, I have included ‘Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU’, a

a series (three quadrilogies) featuring the oddball Outlanders, Wot and Nott. There are also free screensavers that

you can download and numerous games you can play. So, sit back, relax and enjoy yourself. And if you like it, my CRAZYMAD website,

you can always send me an email, saying so. A note: There are some secret,, hidden pages within my website. Do you think you can find them?

An extra note: Instead of giving your child that extra toy this Christmas, why not give them a book? Preferebly one of mine, I am sure they

will remember it long after their toys are abandoned at the back of that dusty old wardrobe.

Signed: the Crazy-Mad Writer.

Perhaps the best children's stories in the world...

Happy reading, from the Crazy-mad writer - arrrrgh!

I Gerrard T Wilson, a writer of children's stories, a crazy-mad writer who must be heard. I have so many weird and wonderful stories to tell you, stories that will most surely thrill and

amaze you. I am a writer living in Ireland, an Irish writer who was actually born in England - Does that also make me an English writer? I write children's stories, fantastical stories,

stupendous stories, tales of magical adventure, mystical intrigue and comical deeds. I am an aspiring writer, loving my work, living the dream - so, go on, read my stories - NOW!

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